Welcome to the website of the Recreational Socialist Party of Ireland (RSPI).
Our party was founded in the summer of 2008 in response to the failure of the left in Irish politics to offers a real alternative to the washed-out and corrupt politicing of the neo-cons and their growing influence on Irish society. The RSPI is intended to be a broad church of the left and to offer refuge to those poor souls who have been disappointed by the blatant and brazen denial of socialist values by the mainstream parties of the left, such as the Labour Party, The Socialist party, The Socialist Workers Party, the Anarchy Non-Party, the Anarchy Party, the Socialist Anarchy party, the Socialist Anarchy Non-Party, and the Non-Socalist Non-Anarchy Party ,Trotsky-Max Webberites who remain unaffiliated to this date.
There was only one nomination for President, Chomrade Padraig Mac Saoirse, who was well known to the masses present. Chomrade Mac Saoirse is a veteran of the Labour Party, The Socialist party, The Socialist Workers Party, the Anarchy Non-Party, the Anarchy Party, the Socialist Anarchy party, the Socialist Anarchy Non-Party, and the Non-Socalist Non-Anarchy Party ,Trotsky-Max Webberites who remain unaffiliated to this date. As such, his credentials are beyond reproach and his contacts with other parties of the left is impeccable. Chomrade Mac Saoirise graciously accepted the position of President, and said that it would not conflict with his prominent position in the sanitary staff of Barrystown IT.
The following is the text of the inauguration speech by Mr Phadraig Mac Saoirse, President Elect of the Recreational Socialist Party of Ireland (RSPI).
Chomradi,
It is a great honour to speak to you here on this historic day for the masses, when the RSPI has taken a major step in promoting the efforts of the historically-burdened working classes to throw off the shackles of their oppressors and to transform society through agitation and revolution. For not much longer will brave workers be crushed under the heel of the bosses ; for not much longer will the face of the proletariat be spat upon by the jeering lackeys of the capitalist state ; for not much longer will the corporate demons threaten to forcibly possess our beloved and doe-eyed public servants and turn them into wanton hussies.
Soon the day will come when the workers of Ireland will be seen as a beacon to oppressed workers everywhere -- the masses will shout -- "We want to be beacons -- not neocons "(pause for applause) . We will expel the foreign roosters that have settled in our fair land, we will drive them back to the gates of that hell they come from, the US of A, and we will ensure that the purity of Irish Socialism in the tradition of Connolly, Higgins and Fallon is maintained at all costs.
Let the words reverberate throughout the country that the working class will no longer be treated as a footstool for the boots of the fascists and capitalist classes, that the working class will not be dictated to by gombeen politicians, and that the weasel words of traitors will be turned on their masters like pitbulls attacking their owners.
And now, chomrades, we must turn to more mundane matters. In order to generate funds for the RSPI, I have directed the politbureau to organise a raffle for some appropriate and tasteful prizes. Chomrade Mac Phiarsigh and Chomrade O Huigin will shortly pass among the masses with books of tickets. Please distribute these among the working classes and encourage them to purchase at east one book of tickets (three books for the price of two ). Chomraidi, Good luck to all. Third Prize will be a copy of Max Weber: A Critical Introduction -- a remaindered copy signed by the author. Second Prize is a north Korean Army Surplus Coat from same; and First Prize is a week in Cuba, kindly donated by Budget Travel, who are the official travel agents of the RSPI.
I would like to thank you all for coming to mark this historic day when the head of capitalism is being butted by the righteous indigation of the united workers our great little country.
Go neiri na h-oibri leat
(Applause)
Our party was founded in the summer of 2008 in response to the failure of the left in Irish politics to offers a real alternative to the washed-out and corrupt politicing of the neo-cons and their growing influence on Irish society. The RSPI is intended to be a broad church of the left and to offer refuge to those poor souls who have been disappointed by the blatant and brazen denial of socialist values by the mainstream parties of the left, such as the Labour Party, The Socialist party, The Socialist Workers Party, the Anarchy Non-Party, the Anarchy Party, the Socialist Anarchy party, the Socialist Anarchy Non-Party, and the Non-Socalist Non-Anarchy Party ,Trotsky-Max Webberites who remain unaffiliated to this date.
There was only one nomination for President, Chomrade Padraig Mac Saoirse, who was well known to the masses present. Chomrade Mac Saoirse is a veteran of the Labour Party, The Socialist party, The Socialist Workers Party, the Anarchy Non-Party, the Anarchy Party, the Socialist Anarchy party, the Socialist Anarchy Non-Party, and the Non-Socalist Non-Anarchy Party ,Trotsky-Max Webberites who remain unaffiliated to this date. As such, his credentials are beyond reproach and his contacts with other parties of the left is impeccable. Chomrade Mac Saoirise graciously accepted the position of President, and said that it would not conflict with his prominent position in the sanitary staff of Barrystown IT.
The following is the text of the inauguration speech by Mr Phadraig Mac Saoirse, President Elect of the Recreational Socialist Party of Ireland (RSPI).
Chomradi,
It is a great honour to speak to you here on this historic day for the masses, when the RSPI has taken a major step in promoting the efforts of the historically-burdened working classes to throw off the shackles of their oppressors and to transform society through agitation and revolution. For not much longer will brave workers be crushed under the heel of the bosses ; for not much longer will the face of the proletariat be spat upon by the jeering lackeys of the capitalist state ; for not much longer will the corporate demons threaten to forcibly possess our beloved and doe-eyed public servants and turn them into wanton hussies.
Soon the day will come when the workers of Ireland will be seen as a beacon to oppressed workers everywhere -- the masses will shout -- "We want to be beacons -- not neocons "(pause for applause) . We will expel the foreign roosters that have settled in our fair land, we will drive them back to the gates of that hell they come from, the US of A, and we will ensure that the purity of Irish Socialism in the tradition of Connolly, Higgins and Fallon is maintained at all costs.
Let the words reverberate throughout the country that the working class will no longer be treated as a footstool for the boots of the fascists and capitalist classes, that the working class will not be dictated to by gombeen politicians, and that the weasel words of traitors will be turned on their masters like pitbulls attacking their owners.
And now, chomrades, we must turn to more mundane matters. In order to generate funds for the RSPI, I have directed the politbureau to organise a raffle for some appropriate and tasteful prizes. Chomrade Mac Phiarsigh and Chomrade O Huigin will shortly pass among the masses with books of tickets. Please distribute these among the working classes and encourage them to purchase at east one book of tickets (three books for the price of two ). Chomraidi, Good luck to all. Third Prize will be a copy of Max Weber: A Critical Introduction -- a remaindered copy signed by the author. Second Prize is a north Korean Army Surplus Coat from same; and First Prize is a week in Cuba, kindly donated by Budget Travel, who are the official travel agents of the RSPI.
I would like to thank you all for coming to mark this historic day when the head of capitalism is being butted by the righteous indigation of the united workers our great little country.
Go neiri na h-oibri leat
(Applause)
2 comments:
Congrats to Padraig -- it's about time his contribution to the left in Ireland was recognised. And to the others too -- tiocfaidh ar la
Where do you have next meeting ??
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