Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Announcement on extension of fraternity to Iranian President


Following the inaugural meeting of the RSPI, the broad masses congregated in Slatterys in Rathmines in order to mix with the working classes, and learn about their drinking habits, and sell some tickets.

After a successful few rounds of discussion, the assembled masses agreed to meet in Tandoori Kebabs for further discussion and for education about the consumption habits of the working classes. While food was being prepared by migrant workers, the broad masses ascertained that the migrant workers were not being exploited. Chomrade Mac Phiarsigh proposed that fraternal greetings be extended to our brother-in-struggle, Mr Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who could be considered a hero of the working class because of his resistance to American Imperialism, and his desire to extend the Iranian revolution to other countries in his region, and finally the world. The broad masses agreed, and it was decided that a missive be sent forthwith to Chomrada Ahmadinejad, promising him our full support in his political endeavours, and offering any help possible in his search for the Madhi, who will bring Justice to the entire world, though primarily to the working classes, and who would deal most savagely with the capitalist and boss classes.

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