Friday, July 25, 2008

Friday Fun 3

During one of Stalin's frequent purges, necessary to maintain discipline and focus in the revolution, a Finnish Border Guard was amazed to find two giraffes at the checkpoint pleading to be allowed into Finland.

"Please let us in", they whined, " Comrade Stalin has ordered a purge of all elephants from the Soviet Republic."

"But you have nothing to worry about", said the guard, " You are giraffes".

"Try telling that to the KGB", said the giraffes.

When the revolutionary acts, it is with a broad stroke. Differentiation is a bourgeois illusion designed to induce uncertainty in the proletariat.

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