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Fraternal Greetings from the RTE Current Affairs /News Team (CANT) We are dedicated to bringing about the destruction of capitalism by utilising the media at every opportunity to promote the causes dear to our hearts and to point out at all times the failure of capitalism the failings in particular of our capitalist society. For this reason, at all times we feature negative news on the economy and whenever we find any news that capitalists term good, we always include spoiler. Our expert in this matter, though not a party member, is George Lee. Through the astute use of behavioural therapy, and sleep-induced learning, we have programmed Mr Lee to respond like a Pavlov’s dog so that the failure of the capitalist economy is portrayed as an ever present danger.
A second prong of our attack is our promotion of SIPTU and ICTU apparatchiks at every possible opportunity. We try to have union representatives on each of the daily news programmes at least two times so that the ongoing class struggle can be witnessed by the proletariat.
Finally, as a demonstration of our social conscience, should any charity or left wing social organisation make any pronouncement of any kind, we will make that the main headline on our evening news. Where else in the world does the percentage of our beloved citizens (except for capitalists) who are in relative poverty is the main evening news story ? Where else in the world can an a news team be paid by the state to destoy its foundations? Brothers, (except for capitalists) Rejoice -- the day will come soon.
Go néirí na h-oibrí leat
Fraternal Greetings from the RTE Current Affairs /News Team (CANT) We are dedicated to bringing about the destruction of capitalism by utilising the media at every opportunity to promote the causes dear to our hearts and to point out at all times the failure of capitalism the failings in particular of our capitalist society. For this reason, at all times we feature negative news on the economy and whenever we find any news that capitalists term good, we always include spoiler. Our expert in this matter, though not a party member, is George Lee. Through the astute use of behavioural therapy, and sleep-induced learning, we have programmed Mr Lee to respond like a Pavlov’s dog so that the failure of the capitalist economy is portrayed as an ever present danger.
A second prong of our attack is our promotion of SIPTU and ICTU apparatchiks at every possible opportunity. We try to have union representatives on each of the daily news programmes at least two times so that the ongoing class struggle can be witnessed by the proletariat.
Finally, as a demonstration of our social conscience, should any charity or left wing social organisation make any pronouncement of any kind, we will make that the main headline on our evening news. Where else in the world does the percentage of our beloved citizens (except for capitalists) who are in relative poverty is the main evening news story ? Where else in the world can an a news team be paid by the state to destoy its foundations? Brothers, (except for capitalists) Rejoice -- the day will come soon.
Go néirí na h-oibrí leat
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